A few days ago I saw this photo online, the work of A. O'Brien Photography, really revealing, as well as humorous, which reminds me a little of the point where Miriam, my wife, and I are, now that Guim, Little Guim, is about to turn a year and a half.
He walks, he goes up and down to the sofa, he goes to the room to play and hang out, he follows his brothers and joins his games and already asks and takes what he thinks he needs at all times. Come on, now everything starts to be a little easier with him, and at the same time with everyone, and that's why this photo comes to mind: if the pregnancy test were positive again.
I think I'm not the only father who would pass out, and what symptoms there are, because Miriam had her period again last month and this month is a few days late. However, it is already known that when a woman breastfeeds the first rules can be very irregular and, in addition, I still do not get scared because He has not experienced any more physical changes or discomfort of any kind. And I add, as I still trust that the surgeons did their job well, I find it hard to believe that it could happen again.
If I were positive again
But hey, since I start the game and also headline the photo, then I continue with him and I tell you what would happen. If it were positive I would pass out like the one in the photoI would wonder how we were going to do it, I would pass out, I would think about the possibility of offering my body in exchange for money, I would pass out again, I would say to myself that before offering my meats, that perhaps no one would value them too well economically speaking, I would look for other means of financing my family and after the last fainting I would think: Will it be a girl
And that is what she and I have been talking about these days: "If I were a child, I would surely do you with hope," he told me. And I have not denied it. I do not want to have more children for the reasons I gave in his day but, if I were a child, it would make me hopeful. It gives me an impressive laziness to think about having a small baby at home, because it is a page that I have already passed, but If I were a girl, laziness would be less.
However, it is more than clear that the only one who would be excited would be me, because it has given me to ask the children if they would like to have a little sister and they have put everyone (well, the middle and the older) "no crazy" face, followed by an "impossible", as if Miriam and I could not have a girl because we only have children, which on the other hand I do not know to what extent it is a lie, because it could well be another boy.
Another thing that would happen is the everlasting comment that says "you were looking for the girl, huh?". They would tell us the same if it were a boy and a girl, with the only difference that the next sentence would be "and you got it" or "and there is no way, eh?" To which I would respond as usual, that "We are not looking for anything, we wanted to have three and three we had", and I would add that "the room, well, look, that we have been strained. And yes, this deformity that I have on my forehead is the result of the times I fainted when I found out."
